Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.
Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
"i love your art, what program do you use?"
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
are you satan
*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape