captainthundercnt:

Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.

Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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crash-mcbarason:

"i love your art, what program do you use?"

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irnperious:

crazybus:

when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’

are you satan

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asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

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