boy: we even finish each other's s-
girl: steve buscemi
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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
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swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

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guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

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egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

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